Important: Fake Butterstick Alert
We have just received word that San Diego residents have created an internet petition to name their second rate panda Butterstick. Excuse me? No, I don't think so. You are not going to tarnish our Butterstick's reputation by copying his name.
San Diego, call your damn panda Pickle or something. Oh wait, that's not cute? Well neither is your little Su Lin or whatever her name is.
Therefore, be it resolved that the Chinese government should hereby name the baby panda at the San Diego Zoo "Butterstick"http://www.ipetitions.com/campaigns/butterstick/
Don't be fooled by these imitations. Our Butterstick is the real one. This is D.C. baby, we don't play around. You should know by now, you're either with us or you're with the terrorists.